Getting into college is hard. Especially if you never actually applied. Listen as our heroes: Pick up a new friend! Fake their college admission! Tune a tuba! Content Warnings: Bug-based body horror (2:30-3:30), Sharp Audio (37:06) Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/questfriends The legs on the bus go step step step: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/bioak4/the_legs_on_the_bus_go_step_step_step/ TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version): Previously, on Quest Friends

S01E29: The moguls hear from a pair of instigators interested in pitching something much bigger than a single product. Listen as our heroes: GAMBLE with their lives! DEVOUR knowledge! HEAR the people sing! Submit an item: https://goo.gl/forms/JMgvHsqlWlV64Jw22 TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Previously, on Trash Tank: [Trash Tank’s dramatic theme music begins.] Tom He doesn’t really get what these people want. And absolutely none of them are people he trusts not to kill him

Elee has a heart-to-heart with her daughter. Xoc makes some new enemies. It is unclear which is worse. Listen as our heroes: PREPARE to Soe! WATCH a terrifying new villain, so you don't have to! DROP some truth bombs! Content Warnings: Panic Attacks, Disturbing Imagery, Abrasive SFX (4:45) Listen to Hallmarked! https://www.questfriendspodcast.com/post/hallmarked TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Kyle Hey everyone, it’s Kyle here at the beginning again. We got some really posi

Today's episode is like a rollercoaster: lots of ups, lots of downs, and lots of opportunities to feel sick to your stomach. Listen as our heroes: INVOKE their deity over a dozen times! LEARN how to physics! LIE, lie, lie! Content Warnings: Implied graphic violence, loud volume (44:15) TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Kyle Hey, it’s Kyle, your GM. Just here for a couple of content warnings. Because things get a bit hairy in today’s episode, and even though there isn’t any ac

Like a dog with its tail, our heroes chase down their leads. Listen as they: CLOWN around! HOARD their experience! FIB a little! TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Previously, on Quest Friends… [Opening theme, “Friends” by Miracle of Sound, begins.] Kyle Uhh, Jesse is like: Kyle (as Jesse) Oh, it’s super nice to meet you too, Mr. Hopper! Kyle And then they start jumping up and down. They’re like: Kyle (as Jesse) Oh, by the way, I’m going to have the pin if you ever need to rea

Xoc and Elee watch people walk. Misha asks Hop for love advice. Listen as our heroes: SYNCHRONIZE their movement! SUIT UP for money! DODGE birds and bees! TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Link) Previously, on Quest Friends… [Opening theme, “Friends” by Miracle of Sound, begins.] Tom Xoc lowers his hood, opens the hatch in the side of his head, and points to the interface there and says: Tom (as Xoc) It’s just my spellbook, you know? Think of it like that. Kyle (as Ignatius) So you’re

Our heroes stop a heist the only way they know how: by planning a heist. Listen as they: SMASH through small-talk! RECLAIM a ruined promise! CROP their tops! Content Warning: Robot slavery TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Previously, on Quest Friends… [Opening theme, “Friends” by Miracle of Sound, begins.] Kyle (as Mako) And we got something conveniently this morning with coupons for it. Kyle (as Mauve) It’s a trap, Mako. Tom (as Xoc) What do you want with us? Kyle (as Lorra

She's here. Listen as our heroes: EVALUATE their kidnapped status! DOUSE a non-existent flame! MAKE a deal with the devil! Content Warning: Robot slavery TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Previously, on Quest Friends… [Opening theme, “Friends” by Miracle of Sound, begins.] Ari (as Misha) What is hopscotch? Kyle Very, very faintly, you hear something about an accountant who had some terrible incident in the icy desert to the south. Tom (as Xoc) We’ve all done terrible things.

It's like a surprise party, if all the surprises were TERRIBLE. Listen as our heroes: REVIEW human anatomy! INDULGE an inanimate object! ABSORB a cacophony of misguided laughter! Join the Quest Friends! Fan Discord: https://discord.gg/KMHGP2h OR join the official Quest Friends! Patreon Discord: https://www.patreon.com/questfriends TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Previously, on Quest Friends… [Opening theme, “Friends” by Miracle of Sound, begins.] Kyle You see that it’s the