Welcome to Quest Friends! Season 2. Before we begin our flight, a few safety announcements...
Content Note: Death
Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fFfrkhUDddo37K6VjOd5QgfuZaa86SiCvvK9XUvMH7M/edit?usp=sharing
Kyle
Rest in Peace.
Ari
Descansa en paz.
Emily
Repose en paix.
Hallie
Riposare in pace.
Tom
Niech spoczywaj w pokoju.
Kyle
You’ve died! But don’t worry, we here at Quest Friends! are here to help you with your afterlife onboarding process.
Hallie
As you know, the worlds of the living and the dead aren’t that far apart.
Ari
And you might think, I don’t need to learn anything new! For BITE’s sake, the skeleton of Uncle Quique visits me every weekend!
Tom
But you’d be wrong.
Emily
DEAD wrong.
Hallie
That’s why we’ve gathered five best friends to tell an improvised story using a brand new Powered by the Apocalypse roleplaying system, made specifically for this podcast.
Kyle
Don’t worry, the actual apocalypse isn’t coming! Yet.
Tom
Every other Monday, we release episodic adventures in a world where the realm of the dead is only a plane ride away, inspired by cartoons like Amphibia, The Owl House, and Gravity Falls.
Hallie
Follow the adventures of a very cool, very hip middle-aged reporter who’s searching for the scoop,
Hallie (as the reporter)
Okay Pepito! Go on, Pepito, go on!
Hallie:
She urges the first mouse through the giant hole in the wall and then BLOOP! disappears back into the bush with just a little bit of rustling.
Tom
an mischievous ghost monster trainer who’s determined to become the best, like no one ever was,
Kyle
You wake up, tied to a tree, on the shores of this beach.
Tom (as the trainer)
…what the F?
[Laughter]
Ari
an elderly skeleton who just to wants to enjoy his post-twilight years in peace,
Ari (as the skeleton)
Eeey! Cácaro!
Hallie (as the reporter)
Maybe it’s over.
Ari (as the skeleton)
That’s the wrong movie; we were supposed to be watching Bennifer’s Garden! Cácaro!
Emily
and many, many more!
Emily (as ???) Welcome… to your doom. It’s very nice to meet you.
Kyle
So, whether you’ve recently departed or are just visiting, Welcome!
Ari
¡Bienvenido!
Emily
Bienvenue!
Hallie
Benvenuti!
Tom
Witaj!
Kyle
to the Hereafter.
Quest Friends! Hereafter. An improvised fiction podcast where the worlds of the living and the dead are only a plane ride apart. New episodes release every other Monday at questfriendspodcast.com or under the name Quest Friends! on the podcatcher of your choice.
Thank you for dying with Quest Friends!