SPRING BREAAAAAKKK!!! Listen as our heroes: TAKE a road trip! GO fetch! LEARN about the birds and the bees! Content Warnings: Discussion of Sex (4:00-9:35), ...

The cast talk about their first roleplaying sessions (and share a lengthy tangent on their college days.) View primary materials and subscribe for more episo...

MISHA tries to make a new home for themself. Listen as they: RACE the wind! WRANGLE some turkeys! ROLL so, so poorly! Content Warnings: Static (6:15-6:30, 8;...

MISHA gets a dog. Listen as they: LEARN a new language! MAKE some music! [REDACT] a man! Content Warnings: Static (4:05-4:20, 6:35-6:50, 13:00-13:05, 15:45-1...

The Prodigious sinks. Listen as our heroes: UNVEIL a traitor! UTILIZE long-forgotten cyphers! SAVE everyone? Content Warnings: Scraping (1:00:55-1:01:05, 1:4...

Our heroes wash clothes, but it's exciting. Fill out our 2020 Listener Survey and earn the chance to win a Qwhale sticker pack: https://forms.gle/Qosy8MbSx1u...

Our heroes try to stop the first day of the Jagged Dream's new world. Listen as they: FALL for a deadly trap! START a three-way bug war! PROVE Vera wrong! Co...

FINALLY, something interesting happens. You're welcome, world. TRANSCRIPT (Downloadable Version) Hallie (as Ness) Previously on my life! [Opening theme, “Fri...

IT'S. BACK. Last year, in the spirit of March Madness, Quest Friends! ran our first annual NPC Showdown, where all of our side characters fought for an entir...

It's Prom de Plume! Time for dancing, time for flirting, time for hunting down the leader of a world-ending cult... you know, the usual. Listen as our heroes...

With Prom de Plume looming before them, our heroes take care of a some unfinished business. Listen as our heroes: REUNITE with old frenemies! LOSE important ...

A very special episode. For the first time, Listen as our heroes: BE HONEST with themselves! Content Warnings: Grating SFX (15:30-15:40) TRANSCRIPT (Download...

Two squabbling popes face off against one scheming Santa. Who will win? Listen as our heroes: FLIRT with popes! BREAK the ice! FIGHT their feelings! Content ...

Our heroes infiltrate Santa's workshop in pursuit of a gift that keeps on giving. Listen as they: ROCK the horse! STRUGGLE with stuffing! POKE a pope! Conten...

It's time for our heroes to relax at the pep rally, a fun event where absolutely nothing can go wrong. Listen as they: CROSS-OFF another suspect! REMEMBER th...

Hop and Elee recruit the help of the Brackleberries and investigate the Jagged Dream. Listen as they: FLIRT with moderate success! NETFLIX and chill! INVESTI...

Our heroes decide to swap things up. Listen as they: BEFRIEND an underpaid goblin! FIGHT with each other! PLAY the kazoo! Content Warnings: Hair, Harsh Sound...

A professor, a ghost, and four other chucklefucks walk into a memory. Listen as our heroes: LEARN how to teach! SEE THEMSELVES in Vespari! SOLVE love! 1. Aud...

NANO FIGHT CLUB!!! Listen as our heroes: CHEAT the system! FACE their rivals! FORFEIT immediately! Content Warning: Harsh Sounds (40:25-40:35), Volume (1:03:...

Hop and Sera try to best Q-BO in the only arena he understands - trivia. Listen as they: REVIEW their clues! DEBATE the order of Sera's names! ARGUE with the...