Xoc and Loell form their first adventuring parties. It doesn't end well. Listen as our heroes: WITNESS their shared past! BREAK bread!...

SPRING BREAAAAAKKK!!! Listen as our heroes: TAKE a road trip! GO fetch! LEARN about the birds and the bees! Content Warnings: Discussion...

The Prodigious sinks. Listen as our heroes: UNVEIL a traitor! UTILIZE long-forgotten cyphers! SAVE everyone? Content Warnings: Scraping...

With Prom de Plume looming before them, our heroes take care of a some unfinished business. Listen as our heroes: REUNITE with old...

Our heroes infiltrate Santa's workshop in pursuit of a gift that keeps on giving. Listen as they: ROCK the horse! STRUGGLE with stuffing!...

It's time for our heroes to relax at the pep rally, a fun event where absolutely nothing can go wrong. Listen as they: CROSS-OFF another...

Hop and Elee recruit the help of the Brackleberries and investigate the Jagged Dream. Listen as they: FLIRT with moderate success!...

Our heroes decide to swap things up. Listen as they: BEFRIEND an underpaid goblin! FIGHT with each other! PLAY the kazoo! Content...

A professor, a ghost, and four other chucklefucks walk into a memory. Listen as our heroes: LEARN how to teach! SEE THEMSELVES in...

NANO FIGHT CLUB!!! Listen as our heroes: CHEAT the system! FACE their rivals! FORFEIT immediately! Content Warning: Harsh Sounds...

Hop and Sera try to best Q-BO in the only arena he understands - trivia. Listen as they: REVIEW their clues! DEBATE the order of Sera's...

Xoc and Misha try to fix the love life of an old lady who seems more interested in theirs. Listen as they: REACH five hearts! DEBATE in...

We become Homestuck. Listen as our heroes: MEET The Professor! CONCOCT horrifying culinary nightmares! VISIT their daughters! Content...

FOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT! Listen as the BBs: STAGE a revolt! KOOL-AID MAN through the wall! READ free! Content Warnings: Arson, Volume...

Hop's past comes back to bite him with a very bad prospector accent. Listen as our heroes: REQUEST detention! IGNORE family! CONTINUE to...

The BBs form their plan of attack. Listen as they: FIGHT with family! PLOT a fiery trap! BOMB glitter! Content Warning: Arson Support...

Classes begin. Dreams end. Listen as our heroes: Uncover the final two suspects! Reveal old crimes! Cook very very poorly! Content...

If the students on board the Prodigious are bad, then how much worse are those left behind? Listen as the BBs: LIE about arson! PROPOSE a...

Four diplomats. One recipe. Zero chance of success. Listen as the BBs: ADD a new member! WRITE to family! LIE about arson! Content...

No no no no no no no no Listen as our heroes: Meet their roomates! Prevent a capsizing! Re-jumble solved puzzles! Content Warnings:...