With Prom de Plume looming before them, our heroes take care of a some unfinished business. Listen as our heroes: REUNITE with old frenemies! LOSE important ...

Our heroes infiltrate Santa's workshop in pursuit of a gift that keeps on giving. Listen as they: ROCK the horse! STRUGGLE with stuffing! POKE a pope! Conten...

It's time for our heroes to relax at the pep rally, a fun event where absolutely nothing can go wrong. Listen as they: CROSS-OFF another suspect! REMEMBER th...

Hop and Elee recruit the help of the Brackleberries and investigate the Jagged Dream. Listen as they: FLIRT with moderate success! NETFLIX and chill! INVESTI...

Our heroes decide to swap things up. Listen as they: BEFRIEND an underpaid goblin! FIGHT with each other! PLAY the kazoo! Content Warnings: Hair, Harsh Sound...

A professor, a ghost, and four other chucklefucks walk into a memory. Listen as our heroes: LEARN how to teach! SEE THEMSELVES in Vespari! SOLVE love! 1. Aud...

NANO FIGHT CLUB!!! Listen as our heroes: CHEAT the system! FACE their rivals! FORFEIT immediately! Content Warning: Harsh Sounds (40:25-40:35), Volume (1:03:...

Hop and Sera try to best Q-BO in the only arena he understands - trivia. Listen as they: REVIEW their clues! DEBATE the order of Sera's names! ARGUE with the...

Xoc and Misha try to fix the love life of an old lady who seems more interested in theirs. Listen as they: REACH five hearts! DEBATE in cabinets! DISCUSS a g...

We become Homestuck. Listen as our heroes: MEET The Professor! CONCOCT horrifying culinary nightmares! VISIT their daughters! Content Warnings: Food (13:00-1...

FOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT! Listen as the BBs: STAGE a revolt! KOOL-AID MAN through the wall! READ free! Content Warnings: Arson, Volume (53:15-53:35, 1:01:35-1...

Hop's past comes back to bite him with a very bad prospector accent. Listen as our heroes: REQUEST detention! IGNORE family! CONTINUE to dodge exposition! Co...

The BBs form their plan of attack. Listen as they: FIGHT with family! PLOT a fiery trap! BOMB glitter! Content Warning: Arson Support Dont Cry Witch on Kicks...

Classes begin. Dreams end. Listen as our heroes: Uncover the final two suspects! Reveal old crimes! Cook very very poorly! Content Warning: Harsh Whistle (33...

If the students on board the Prodigious are bad, then how much worse are those left behind? Listen as the BBs: LIE about arson! PROPOSE a revolution! MEET cu...

Four diplomats. One recipe. Zero chance of success. Listen as the BBs: ADD a new member! WRITE to family! LIE about arson! Content Warning: Arson (44:35-44:5...

No no no no no no no no Listen as our heroes: Meet their roomates! Prevent a capsizing! Re-jumble solved puzzles! Content Warnings: Grating Sounds (2:05-2:15...

Our heroes try to find their sea legs. Unfortunately, the Jagged Dream already found theirs. Listen as they: Pity a sad, strange little man! Vomit (words)! F...

A shopping episode with no shopping. Listen as our heroes: Find their way to new pals! Discuss dancing! Pick a fight with the globe itself! Content Warning: ...

Getting into college is hard. Especially if you never actually applied. Listen as our heroes: Pick up a new friend! Fake their college admission! Tune a tuba...